Before I start with this review I want to talk about some of the actors.
Chris Pratt – I’m bored with him. He was great in Parks & Rec but since then has gone downhill.
Bryce Dallas Howard – Love her. I think she’s got so much more to give.
Laura Dern – Lets face it, the daughter of Diane Ladd is always going to be incredible. Darn has certainly made a name of herself and worthy of many accolades.
Jeff Goldblum – I imagine he’s an amazing dad.
Sam Neill – Loved him since Omen III.
BD Wong – I only ever see him Father of the Bride even though he’s an incredible actor.
So this movie.
There are lots of nice homages to the first instalment but as a whole it’s predictable rubbish. I want to say it was entertaining and on some level it was but, nothing can take away from the fact it was still absolutely rough.
I’m trying to think of something positive to say and I’m sure, if I tried really hard, I could find something other than just the homages, but the negatives totally outweigh the positives.
If you’re a Jurassic franchise fan then obviously go see it, but don’t get your hopes up.
That’s it. I can’t say anymore. I don’t even want to talk about the plot. I’m done.