Q: Do you have a nickname?
A: Bear, Dixie, Landers, Paddy, Fez.
Q: How long have you kept a weblog?
A: Since around 1990 in one form or another.
Q: You live where?
A: Galway, Ireland.
Q: Tell us about your partner?
A: Brad and I have been together since 2002. He’s tall, gorgeous and mine. I think that’s all you need to know.
Q: For a day out would you prefer, a theme park, a football game or spend the day in a bar?
A: All of the above.
Q: Who would you sound like if I called you on the phone?
A: Frank Skinner and Julian Clary.
Q: Religion – do you do it? If so what?
A: I used to but I don’t any more.
Q: Do you like it hot or cold?
A: Both
Q: Do you dye your hair?
A: I used to.
Q: Describe your music collection?
A: Eclectic!
Q: Do you have a celebrity crush?
A: Oh yes! Many in fact but I don’t know if you’d call them crushes given my age.
Q: Do you have a celebrity hate?
A: I often say “Ooooh I hate him/her” but I really mean I don’t like them. I only actually physically hate two people.
Q: Beer or wine?
A: Both
Q: Home or abroad?
A: And again – both!
Q: Toothbrush – are you electric or manual?
A: It’s best we don’t talk about this isn’t it but it’s electric.
Q: Steak & onion, pork or chicken and ham? (pie)
A: I’m vegan!
Q: Type of the property you live in?
A: It’s a 16th century twelve bedroom castle.
Q: What were your best subjects at school?
A: Smoking, Flirting and Drama.
Q: Spender or saver?
A: Big spender.
Q: One of life’s regrets is?
A: If you can learn from something you shouldn’t regret it.
Q: What period of time would you most like to live in?
A: 1920’s, 30’s and 40’s.
Q: Boxer’s, briefs or slutty thong?
A: Lycra boxers, if anything at all.
Q: Cat, dog or goldfish?
A: Dogs rules, cats drool
Q: Do you drive?
A: Yes.
Q: Have you ever been in trouble with the law?
A: Yes.
Q: Is there an afterlife?
A: Not the kind I think you think I believe in.
Q: Tell me something that scares you?
A: No because you’ll use it against me.
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